My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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