only if we run a train.
done.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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