I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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