id be glad to
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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