Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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