I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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