People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
as a side note pls kill me
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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