That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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