He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We need to get me chipped asap
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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