I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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