Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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