do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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