In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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