Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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