Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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