Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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