i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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