its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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