i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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