is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
