I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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