fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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