just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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