Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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