I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
