Jerry, you need to find god
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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