either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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