Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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