grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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