i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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