In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
ttyl tear gas
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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