mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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