at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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