isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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