sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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