it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i think i just lost a toe
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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