The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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