Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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