I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize