the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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