i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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