...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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