Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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