im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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