do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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