I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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