You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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