I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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