Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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