Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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