We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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