"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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