actually, I'm a sock model
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
i think i just lost a toe
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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