very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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